the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat
"i’ve never watched lord of the rings"
"there’s no character development"
"the movies are too long"
"it doesn’t even make sense"
so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny