grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

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awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime
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doorak:

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suck-my-rooster:

timelord-youngblood:

Rose: Come on Doctor, lets go to the beach!

Doctor: Just let me put some suitable footwear on.
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I dont think going to the beach is a good idea

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ultrafacts:


Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts
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jackalltiimelow:

reblog if u hate ur town and ur emo

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super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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after i fainted

  • nurse: how many fingers?
  • me: 3 with some lube
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larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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