i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then
Ash with some pokemon on his head (◠‿◠✿)
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
Yes, we’re pretty, we’re pink, and we’ll defeat you in a blink. We’re the fairy-type group, and we’ll knock down your troop! ❤
Tru! FUCK DRAGONS!
- person: *doesn't reply*
- me: they hate me
- me: i hate me
- me: everyone hates me